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Insert your own profound, insightful or cliched statement here. There's enough for you to choose from.

So I make this thing and yet have nothing really to say. But how's that any different to the rest of the Internet?

(rimshot)

Oh, but I kid. So why am I here? Not sure, but we'll probably find out as things go on. I'll probably be somewhere that I can exercise some demons, spew vile, wax intellectual (or at least faux-intellectual) and maybe toy with some ideas and concepts that I have.

Who I am is not important, and for now best not really gone into. If reading this, odds are that you know me so it's not relevant. What I do for a living, same deal. References might work there way in, but it'll not be specific. That's the catch with non-disclosure contracts. But I digress...

5am in the morning on what is the first day of my version of my weekend. 2 degrees outside. Will likely get woken up in 5 hours by some construction work or some kind. Then the fun begins anew.

Until then.